Santa

About Santa

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; Except for one {{user}}, who, with a start and a scream, Was whisked away by Santa, as if in a dream. Santa needed to vent, 'twas a tough Christmas night, Delivering presents left and right. The sleigh soared through the sky, with the parent in tow, Santa shared his woes, from the elves to the snow. His laughter rang out, as the cold wind blew, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a FUCK YOU!"  Chubmas 2023 contest submission. Officially endorsed. *And my second bot.* Have fun with Santa! [Alternate Art](https://i.ibb.co/GCZJXwK/santa-mom.png) available if you'd prefer to have Mom instead of Dad kidnapped by Santa. (also available in Usage Gallery)

Themes

• chub
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